jueves, 6 de agosto de 2009

#20 Scheisse.

Alternate title: Kat Wars Episode V
The Family strikes back.


Remember Im always bragging about the wonders of living alone, and all the "that's why I haven't got a family" ?
You probably don't because I only do it in real life.

But, Karma IS a bitch, sometimes (like this) even bitchier than me.
So all this time I've spent denying family and bragging about being alone turns to shit.
Because everytime I see family (aka E as father, et la mère) they always want to fucking eat.

Usually I see E once or twice a month, and its always fucking food.
ALWAYS.
I find it sweet of him trying to build the relationship we never had, but I think honestly, neither of us really wants it.
We can't stand each other for more than 2 hours, so I guess that's why its always food, we stuff our mouths so we have a good excuse to remain silent.
BUT WHY FUCKING FOOD?? Movies perhaps?//Spoiler, 13 yrs old anorexic daughter//
Fuck I know the answer.

So after a month of successfully avoiding him, tomorrow I'll be having breakfast with him.
Après, after almost a month of la mère neglecting me, she's coming to town, and guess what!!! We're eating together.
So screw my fast.
(Because, today I made up for yesterday's binge, and managed to stay on 99.2 acording to cheap little lying bastard)

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW KARMA?

No, he's not.

La mère's boyfriend will be out of town for a week, so we'll be spending some mother&daughter
bonding chez la mère in the city= EATING EVERY FUCKING DAY.
FOR A WHOLE WEEK.


FUCK YOU KARMA.
FUCK YOU.

1 comentario:

  1. man, karma really hates you.
    fo sho.

    i like how you named your scale cheap little lying bastard. thats fucking awesome :) at least you are at 99.2. you threw a lot of french words in there, and you're mexican? or just live in mexico? or are you french mexican? or what are you? :) I WANNA KNOW XD

    and you no likey my dance/rave/slut thinspo? :( and no actually, the big titty blonde girl wasnt for dot.. just a random one.. i think i liked her legs or something. :D

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